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I wrote you a song, and it goes like this
-holds up poster with lyrics-
:iconimdarkplz:

On the first day of Christmas, Turbo gave to me:
A rock inside of my TV

On the second day of Christmas, Turbo gave to me:
2 viruses, and a rock inside of my TV

On the third day of Christmas, Turbo gave to me:
3 chunks of coal, 2 viruses, and a rock inside of my TV

On the fourth day of Christmas, Turbo gave to me:
4 unplugged games, 3 chunks of coal, 2 viruses, and a rock inside of my TV

On the fifth day of Christmas, Turbo gave to me:
5 stolen trophies, 4 unplugged games, 3 chunks of coal, 2 viruses, and a rock inside of my TV

On the sixth day of Christmas, Turbo gave to me:
6 candy-cane canes, 5 stolen trophies, 4 unplugged games, 3 chunks of coal, 2 viruses, and a rock inside of my TV

On the seventh day of Christmas, Turbo gave to me:
7 hospital bills, 6 candy-cane canes, 5 stolen trophies, 4 unplugged games, 3 chunks of coal, 2 viruses, and a rock inside of my TV

On the eighth day of Christmas, Turbo gave to me:
8 flattened tires, 7 hospital bills, 6 candy-cane canes, 5 stolen trophies, 4 unplugged games, 3 chunks of coal, 2 viruses, and a rock inside of my TV

On the ninth day of Christmas, Turbo gave to me:
9 mento-d sodas, 8 flattened tires, 7 hospital bills, 6 candy-cane canes, 5 stolen trophies, 4 unplugged games, 3 chunks of coal, 2 viruses, and a rock inside of my TV

On the tenth day of Christmas, Turbo gave to me:
10 battered children, 9 mento-d sodas, 8 flattened tires, 7 hospital bills, 6 candy-cane canes, 5 stolen trophies, 4 unplugged games, 3 chunks of coal, 2 viruses, and a rock inside of my TV

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Turbo gave to me:
11 busted wires, 10 battered children, 9 mento-d sodas, 8 flattened tires, 7 hospital bills, 6 candy-cane canes, 5 stolen trophies, 4 unplugged games, 3 chunks of coal, 2 viruses, and a rock inside of my TV

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Turbo gave to me:
12 enabled land-mines, 11 busted wires, 10 battered children, 9 mento-d sodas, 8 flattened tires, 7 hospital bills, 6 candy-cane canes, 5 stolen trophies, 4 unplugged games, 3 chunks of coal, 2 viruses, and a rock inside of my TV

that is my christmas present to you all

- [ A ] -
:iconyoucardplz:
now the explenation;

ON CHRISTMAS DAY, TURBO
threw a rock into your TV, gave your computer 2 viruses, gave you his christmas presents /thathegotfromsanta/, unplugged your four favorite games, stole 5 trophies and gave them to you so you'd go to prison, gave you 6 of his old canes, put you in the hospital 7 times, flattened all of your tires so you couldn't race, pranked you 9 times with soda and mento's, battered 10 children and made you take care of them, busted 11 of your code's wires and showed them to you, and planted 12 land-mines in your front lawn so you couldn't leave.

with my own intentions,
turby

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:iconask-taffyta:
((this song....
my lifelong serch ends here....
may i draw to this? :iconomgtearsplz:))
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:iconturby-time:
| || ||| [ A ] || :; :iconomgtearsplz: of course.
//allthefeels
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:iconask-taffyta:
((I know that feel :iconfeelplz:
thank you VuV :iconbrohugplz:))
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:iconturby-time:
||||| - A D M I N - ||
No problem -is on floor-
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:iconask-taffyta:
(( i am the taff man C:< mwhahaha
hi))
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:iconturby-time:
||||| - A D M I N - ||
:iconlolwutplz:
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:iconask-taffyta:
((admins rule
:iconidontknowplz:))
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:iconobscurusvii:
=ObscurusVII Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
*ignoring the rest and see's the 6 old cane's* =D Sweet.
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:iconturby-time:
FFFFF
screw you, then.
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:iconobscurusvii:
=ObscurusVII Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
=D Hehehe. *twirls a can and smacks self in the face* Sppppppppppt-*covers nose* TxT

(There, THERE! :iconcatreactionplz:.....v.v He better be happy now XD)
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