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I wrote you a song, and it goes like this
-holds up poster with lyrics-
:iconimdarkplz:

On the first day of Christmas, Turbo gave to me:
A rock inside of my TV

On the second day of Christmas, Turbo gave to me:
2 viruses, and a rock inside of my TV

On the third day of Christmas, Turbo gave to me:
3 chunks of coal, 2 viruses, and a rock inside of my TV

On the fourth day of Christmas, Turbo gave to me:
4 unplugged games, 3 chunks of coal, 2 viruses, and a rock inside of my TV

On the fifth day of Christmas, Turbo gave to me:
5 stolen trophies, 4 unplugged games, 3 chunks of coal, 2 viruses, and a rock inside of my TV

On the sixth day of Christmas, Turbo gave to me:
6 candy-cane canes, 5 stolen trophies, 4 unplugged games, 3 chunks of coal, 2 viruses, and a rock inside of my TV

On the seventh day of Christmas, Turbo gave to me:
7 hospital bills, 6 candy-cane canes, 5 stolen trophies, 4 unplugged games, 3 chunks of coal, 2 viruses, and a rock inside of my TV

On the eighth day of Christmas, Turbo gave to me:
8 flattened tires, 7 hospital bills, 6 candy-cane canes, 5 stolen trophies, 4 unplugged games, 3 chunks of coal, 2 viruses, and a rock inside of my TV

On the ninth day of Christmas, Turbo gave to me:
9 mento-d sodas, 8 flattened tires, 7 hospital bills, 6 candy-cane canes, 5 stolen trophies, 4 unplugged games, 3 chunks of coal, 2 viruses, and a rock inside of my TV

On the tenth day of Christmas, Turbo gave to me:
10 battered children, 9 mento-d sodas, 8 flattened tires, 7 hospital bills, 6 candy-cane canes, 5 stolen trophies, 4 unplugged games, 3 chunks of coal, 2 viruses, and a rock inside of my TV

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Turbo gave to me:
11 busted wires, 10 battered children, 9 mento-d sodas, 8 flattened tires, 7 hospital bills, 6 candy-cane canes, 5 stolen trophies, 4 unplugged games, 3 chunks of coal, 2 viruses, and a rock inside of my TV

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Turbo gave to me:
12 enabled land-mines, 11 busted wires, 10 battered children, 9 mento-d sodas, 8 flattened tires, 7 hospital bills, 6 candy-cane canes, 5 stolen trophies, 4 unplugged games, 3 chunks of coal, 2 viruses, and a rock inside of my TV

that is my christmas present to you all

- [ A ] -
:iconyoucardplz:
now the explenation;

ON CHRISTMAS DAY, TURBO
threw a rock into your TV, gave your computer 2 viruses, gave you his christmas presents /thathegotfromsanta/, unplugged your four favorite games, stole 5 trophies and gave them to you so you'd go to prison, gave you 6 of his old canes, put you in the hospital 7 times, flattened all of your tires so you couldn't race, pranked you 9 times with soda and mento's, battered 10 children and made you take care of them, busted 11 of your code's wires and showed them to you, and planted 12 land-mines in your front lawn so you couldn't leave.

with my own intentions,
turby
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:iconask-taffyta:
Ask-Taffyta Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
((this song....
my lifelong serch ends here....
may i draw to this? :iconomgtearsplz:))
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:iconturby-time:
Turby-Time Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
| || ||| [ A ] || :; :iconomgtearsplz: of course.
//allthefeels
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:iconask-taffyta:
Ask-Taffyta Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
((I know that feel :iconfeelplz:
thank you VuV :iconbrohugplz:))
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:iconturby-time:
Turby-Time Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
||||| - A D M I N - ||
No problem -is on floor-
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:iconask-taffyta:
Ask-Taffyta Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
(( i am the taff man C:< mwhahaha
hi))
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:iconturby-time:
Turby-Time Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
||||| - A D M I N - ||
:iconlolwutplz:
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:iconask-taffyta:
Ask-Taffyta Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
((admins rule
:iconidontknowplz:))
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:iconobscurusvii:
ObscurusVII Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
*ignoring the rest and see's the 6 old cane's* =D Sweet.
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:iconturby-time:
Turby-Time Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
FFFFF
screw you, then.
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:iconobscurusvii:
ObscurusVII Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
=D Hehehe. *twirls a can and smacks self in the face* Sppppppppppt-*covers nose* TxT

(There, THERE! :iconcatreactionplz:.....v.v He better be happy now XD)
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:iconturby-time:
Turby-Time Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
-glares at- Uuuuh....... Are you an idiot?

|[A]| :iconmingcryplz: whut
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:iconobscurusvii:
ObscurusVII Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
No, it slipped.
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:iconturby-time:
Turby-Time Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
:iconspongebobrapefaceplz:
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:iconobscurusvii:
ObscurusVII Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
O.o *side steps away* Thaaats not creepy at aaaaaaaaaall.
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:iconturby-time:
Turby-Time Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
-chuckles and then glares at-
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:iconfrollopocalypse:
Frollopocalypse Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Student General Artist
You adorable little jerk...
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:iconturby-time:
Turby-Time Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
:iconturbomischiefplz:
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:iconaskgloydorangeboar:
AskGLOYDORANGEBOAR Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
:iconscaredplz: DONT HURT ME ANYMORE! uve done enough ;.;
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:iconturby-time:
Turby-Time Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
-looms over him-
:iconimhappyplz:
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:iconaskgloydorangeboar:
AskGLOYDORANGEBOAR Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
-screams like female, and covers face-
HOLY SHIT!
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:iconturby-time:
Turby-Time Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
-laughs at his cowardice-
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:iconaskgloydorangeboar:
AskGLOYDORANGEBOAR Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
Don't laugh at meh! -frowns-
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:iconturby-time:
Turby-Time Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
-pauses, then laughs harder-
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:iconaskgloydorangeboar:
AskGLOYDORANGEBOAR Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
-pouts- i said dont laugh...it must be your goal to annoy the rap out of people
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:iconturby-time:
Turby-Time Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
Pfft, no.
I just find it fun.
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:iconaskgloydorangeboar:
AskGLOYDORANGEBOAR Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
The crap otut of people
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:iconfillyblue:
FillyBlue Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is a wonderful song, I love it. :XD:
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:iconturby-time:
Turby-Time Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
I knew you would :iconiloveyouplz:
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:iconfillyblue:
FillyBlue Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconiloveitplz:
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:iconturby-time:
Turby-Time Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
:iconiloveitmoreplz:
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:iconfillyblue:
FillyBlue Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconexcitedplz: Turbo-tastic! C:
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:iconturby-time:
Turby-Time Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
Indeed.
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:iconkoolkakashi123:
koolkakashi123 Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist
Do you like your new car?
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:iconturby-time:
Turby-Time Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
Yes I like it happy?
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:iconkoolkakashi123:
koolkakashi123 Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist
Yeah, as long as you quit hurting me and my stuff and let me out of my house...
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:iconturby-time:
Turby-Time Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
Nope -leaves you stranded-
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:iconkoolkakashi123:
koolkakashi123 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist
Fack.
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:iconvanelloperacingqueen:
awesome song, pajama boy
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:iconturby-time:
Turby-Time Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
-shoots death glare at her-
NOT PAJAMA'S!
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:iconvanelloperacingqueen:
yes they are, candy-cane man
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:iconturby-time:
Turby-Time Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
No they are not, sprinkle-hair girl.
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:iconvanelloperacingqueen:
i like that nickname, oh and *kisses his cheek* merry christmas
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:iconturby-time:
Turby-Time Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
-he hisses- What ever you say, girlie.
/afteraction/
-he makes a twisted face but says nothing- :iconwtfusayplz:
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:iconvanelloperacingqueen:
*giggles and walks away* see ya around, pajama boy
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:iconturby-time:
Turby-Time Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
-hisses and throws hard candy at her-
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:iconsteponmebff:
steponmebff Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
(:rofl: i love this sooooo much!)
i wanna leave my house turbo! that's not funny!
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:iconturby-time:
Turby-Time Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
-runs away laughing with detonaters-
HAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
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:iconsteponmebff:
steponmebff Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:shakefist: tuuuurrrrbooo!
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:iconturby-time:
Turby-Time Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
:iconimhappyplz:
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:iconsteponmebff:
steponmebff Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:shakefist::shakefish: i don't feel like being under house arrest, ya know!
((:rofl:))
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